During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
It's just a joke, folks. I was raised Baptist, and didn't know what hooters (neither the restaurant nor the anatomy) was until I turned 40.